My girlfriend says I'm addicted to Texas Hold'em and sex. I wish I could find a way to combine both.
i went to the fair today but the whole reason i went was for the deep fried twinkies i ate ten i cried when i had to leave i had to leave i hate my mom i told her to bring more money.
there is a hanger under my bed and i can't get it out.
to tell the truth, i put it there.
I want to have sex with my mother-in-law. I love my wife, and she is the most beautiful woman I've known. But sometimes, when I'm near my mother-in-law, I just want to take her up to her room and show her what she's been missing for quite some time now. I know I can give her what my wife's stepdad can't. She's an older woman, but certainly not too old... and she's still unbelievably attractive. On occasion I will find reasons to stop by while she is home alone, but nothing ever comes of it. I wish I could make her scream the way I can her daughter.
People are funny.
3 comments:
Good Lord...that last one is...well. Something. It's definitely something! Nuts, I guess.
Hope you have a great day.
I love your blog!
Your "new" friend,
~ Lo
(ha...I was actually just getting lazy, writing out Lola, but now I realize, Lo is short for something else)
Edit: (Sigh) You're gonna have to delete the "comment deleted". It's showing my real name on your post pages. Sorry for the mess! :)
Quite alright, Ann Nonymous.
Love the one about deep fried Twinkies! I printed it out and pinned it up on the bulletin board.
I'm glad that you found me. Looking forward to reading more of your blog...
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