Memewhore

Here's a super-meme from Vesper's Escape...

10 Favorites
Favorite Season: Fall
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Time: 4:16 a.m.
Favorite Food: Pizza
Favorite Drink: Beer
Favorite Ice Cream: Mint Chocolate Chip
Favorite Place: New Orleans (pre-Katrina)
Favorite Sport: Baseball
Favorite Actor: Steve McQueen
Favorite Actress: Ann-Margret

9 Currents
Current Feeling: Casual
Current Drink: Coke
Current Time: 5:31 p.m. (CST)
Current Show on TV: Nothing
Current Mobile used: No cellphone (yeah, how retro is that?)
Current Windows Open: Three (Firefox, this site, and Vesper's Escape)
Current Underwear: (looking) Gray and blue plaid cotton boxers
Current Clothes: White t-shirt, black soccer shorts with two white racing stripes up the side
Current Thought: "Wow, I'm not thinking about anything right now!"

8 Firsts
First Nickname: Lambchop
First Kiss: Nice, naughty, and wild (8th grade)
First Crush: Kelly, older girl, two doors up from home; first girl I saw in a bikini
First Best Friend: Scott
First Vehicle I Drove: 1972 Chevy Nova (vrrrrrroooooooom)
First Job: Part-time? Golf Caddy. Full-time? Cafeteria worker
First Date: Movie and pizza
First Pet: Dog named Maurice

7 Lasts
Last Drink: Soy Vanilla stuff.
Last Kiss: I don't kiss and tell, silly!
Last Meal: Lunch (BBQ chicken calzone).
Last Web Site Visited: Vesper's Escape (looking for the good memeage).
Last Movie Watched: The Thomas Crown Affair .
Last Phone Call: I can't remember -- I usually e-mail instead of phone people, anymore.
Last TV show Watched: Hell's Kitchen -- I love that show!

6 Have You Evers
Have You Ever: Broken the Law: Oh, sure. Nothing serious, though.
Have You Ever Been Drunk: Yup.
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn't Know: Yes, indeed.
Have You Ever Been in the Middle/Close to Gunfire: Yup (about 50 feet away).
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: Nope.
Have You Ever Broken Anyone's Heart: Definitely.

5 Things
Things You Can Hear Right Now: A CTA bus, the hum of traffic.
Things On Your Bed: One of my cats, rumpled covers, a blanket, pillows.
Things You Ate Today: Shredded Wheat cereal and a peach; Almond Snickers bar, aforementioned Calzone; mozzarella cheese sandwich with Soy Vanilla drink, a handful of Pringles.
Things You Can't Live Without: My boys, love, sex, books, music.
Things You Do When You Are Bored: I don't think I get bored.

4 Places You Have Been Today
Apartment, car, job, cafeteria.

3 Things On Your Desk Right Now
Manuscripts (stack on the left); two CDs (Small Faces BBC Sessions, Arctic Monkeys debut disc), two rubber pool balls (10-ball and 5-ball)

2 Choices
Black or White: Black
Hot or Cold: Cool weather, Hot life.

1 Place You Want To Visit
The Ozark Plateau.

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One more, again taking from Vesper's wealth of memes...

You pick an artist, and answer the questions only using titles of their songs.

1. Name of band/artist: Small Faces
2. Are you male or female?: (Male) You'd Better Believe It
3. Describe yourself: It's Too Late
4. How do you feel about yourself?: Don't Stop What You're Doing
5. Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Every Little Bit Hurts
6. Describe current girlfriend/boyfriend: E Too D
7. Describe where you want to be: Happydaystoytown
8. Describe how you live: All Or Nothing
9. Describe how you love: Afterglow
10. What would you ask for if you had just one wish?: Understanding
11. Share a few words of wisdom: Sha-La-La-La-Lee
12. Now say goodbye: I Can't Dance With You

Just saw this on Vesper's Escape, and had to take the test...

You Are 47% American

America: You don't love it or want to leave it. But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over. On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead... And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

How American Are You?