Memmmmmmmmmme

Taken from Vesper's artfully redesigned blog...

Rapper Name?
D-Bone.

Alternative Rock Band Name?
Pity from a Safe Distance -- OR -- Sugar Tits.

Name your pain?
Charlie Horse.

1 True Word That Symbolizes God?
Fiction.

1 True Love or 1 Million Dollars?
The latter, just for the helluvit.

Live Free or Die Stupid?
Live free, preferably forever.

Purist, happiest moment ever? (8 words or less)
Being a dad. No contest.

Most Influential Life Lesson?
People lie to themselves all the time, so be true to yourself and buck the trend.

Most Successful Person You Least Admire?
Hitler. I mean, that f*cker got way too far on far too little, and ruined the world.

Where we go when we die? (1 word)
Nowhere.

Worst TV Show of the Past Decade?
Fox News.

Best TV Show of the Past Decade?
Paradise Hotel. I keep hoping they put it on DVD. Best study of human evil, ever!

Burning Building - baby or dog?
Baby, for sure. The dog'll come when I say "Hey, Stupid, this way!" while holding the baby.

Still with me, yes or no?
No.

Who runs the world? (2 words or less)
Rich things.

Worst Idea You Ever Had?
Choosing my college major because it had no math requirement.

Shittiest Job You Ever Had?
Every job where you work for somebody else sucks.

Best Job You've Ever Had?
Haven't found it, yet. I'm thinking writing full-time would be sweet, though.