C.O.D. 5

People, people. What is the world going to do with you?

My dad is outside mowing the lawn. He wants me to mow the tennis court. I couldn't be fucking bothered.

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my girlfriend left me when i thought everything was going perfectly.i really do love her. now shes going out with some other guy. they had sex after going out for 2 months. i really am happy for her cause im still her friend and all. but i hope she gets some kind of std and i want him to spontaniously combust.

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i really cant write the conclusion in my eassys