I listen to Kelly Clarkson and like it. |
There is this girl named Chelsea and I love her. We ARE the dynamic duo...
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I HATE HIM! I love him so damn much, but he only likes me as a friend! But the signs are so strong....then he flirts with R****! But read what he said to me:
"Yes..I'm thankful I have you in my life Nat. You're a very good person."
Actually, now that i think about it.....it doesnt really hint to anything.
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i never met a three-legged dog not named "tripod." everyone thinks they're being funny, but that dog still has more legs than you. how funny are you now?
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On the weekends, I dress up like a female clown (even though I am male) and I dance on the street for tips. Sometimes, I take a man home from dancing and we have sex. After he finishes on me, I whip out my dick and let him either run away or beat me senseless.
Sorry, I had to post that last one because it's just so messed up -- a dancing, crossdressing, masochistic gay clown.
1 comment:
laughing.
i always enjoy your picks.
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