Meme

Amy had this as a meme, and I'm a sucker for memes...

First

• First job: Golf Caddy.
• First screen name: JakDeth@aol.com -- after the protagonist in "Trancers."
• First funeral: Never been to one, as far as I can remember.
• First pet: A toad. Never named it -- it died the night after I'd caught it and put it in a terrarium; this would've been about 1975.
• First piercing: No piercings.
• First tattoo: No tattoos, either.
• First credit card: Visa; early 20s.
• First kiss: Like for real, like making out? Or just a cutesie kiss? The latter would've been in elementary school; the former, 8th grade.
• First enemy: Tommy. Smaller than me, but a bully, meaner than spit. First in a long line of bullies!

Last

• Last car ride: Saturday, going to Costco.
• Last kiss: This morning.
• Last movie watched: Goodfellas.
• Last beverage drank: Water.
• Last food consumed: Two chocolate chip cookies.
• Last phone call: Talked to my mom yesterday.
• Last time showered: Around 6:15 a.m. today.
• Last CD played: Green Carnation, "Light of Day, Day of Darkness"
• Last website visited: Amy's Drowing*In*Ink

Now

• Single or taken: Taken!
• Gender: Dude
• Birthday: 16 April 1970
• Sign: Aries
• Siblings: No full-blood siblings; I'm a "miracle child" as my mom put it, unlikely to have been conceived, really. Long story. I have two older stepsisters and (by way of my biofather, two younger half-sisters).
• Hair color: Dark blond, somewhere between bronze and lightly burnt caramel.
• Eye color: Blue
• Shoe size: 12.5 extra-wide.
• Height: 6'3"
• Wearing: Burgundy patterned Geoffrey Beene button-down shirt, charcoal gray slacks, black shoes, white v-neck t-shirt, blue plaid boxers, slate gray socks
• Drinking: Water.
• Thinking about: Vacation.
• Listening to: Green Carnation (it's an hour-long song!)